♥ItsOnlyMe♥

Me: so what wouldn't you do for me?

Him: well, I wouldn't let you die. I wouldn't hit you.

Me: is that all?

Him: I wouldn't be your friend

Me: oh now I'm just gunna cry.

Him: you're my soul mate, which also makes you my BEST friend.

yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

(via fandom-penguin)

“A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.”
— some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via a-thousand-words)

(Source: traffic-jam-session, via cantrunforever)

the-teen-paula-deen:

NEVER LET A TUMBLR USER’S SELFIE GO NOTELESS

(Source: theteenpauladeen, via spobsy)

chromeofficial:

when u hear someone singing frozen in public

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(via burninginthebreeze)

avoxia:

the worst thing about tumblr is that you read all those pro feminist/anti rape/anti misogyny posts all the time everyday and then you actually go outside and talk to a random guy and it feels like being punched in the face with a chair

(via thechakilitcone)

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via chelsiest)

jaclcfrost:

i’m not cool. i’m like the opposite of cool. wait shit that’s hot. i’m not that either. i’m not hot. i’m probably just. luke warm. room temperature, maybe

(via burninginthebreeze)

sicklysatisfied:

▽ Are You Satisfied? ▽

sicklysatisfied:

▽ Are You Satisfied? ▽

koishe:

classy-dick:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

(Source: coolkakyoin, via bitterblue-city)

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

(Source: 50shadezofcarter, via sarahjtv)

catasters:

"Is it over yet? Can I open my eyes?"

catasters:

"Is it over yet? Can I open my eyes?"

(via princessxpunk)

recuerdosypalabras:

SUPERNAATURAL.TUMBLR.COM en We Heart It.

recuerdosypalabras:

SUPERNAATURAL.TUMBLR.COM en We Heart It.